Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Pols attack key constituency: Illinois' dead


My Aug.13, 2015 column in the Rock Island Argus and Moline Dispatch:

"Try getting a job interview
when you're dead."





Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Aw, schucks! There's a better way to fix corn.

My July 16, 2015 column in the Rock Island Argus and Moline Dispatch:
 
Today's information comes from the  world's most
trusted source of information: YouTube.

Thursday, July 9, 2015

"Facial quality" toilet paper and the TSA

My July 9, 2015 column from Rock Island Argus and Moline Dispatch:


"I was, apparently, the last person in
America to find out that proctology
has become a spectator sport."








Thursday, May 21, 2015

The Seven Habits of Effective Midwesterners


My May 21, 2015 column in the Rock Island Argus and Moline Dispatch:


 "The Effective Midwesterner spends eight
months out of the year following a
three-step regimen: mow, sleep, repeat."






Thursday, February 26, 2015

Celebrating what makes a town Midwestern


My Feb. 26, 2015 column in the Rock Island Argus and Moline Dispatch:



"The biggest disagreements in a
Midwestern courthouse aren't
in the courtroom--
they're in the clock tower."