Friday, February 19, 2016

Earth to Experts: It's hard to shut Iowans up

"Iowans are happy to discourse at 
length and in detail, on any topic."

--- Frank to readers in Davenport and 
Bettendorf: I don't write the headlines. 
Just so you understand. ---

Friday, January 22, 2016

Some winter webcams we could really use.

What would a Midwestern winter be like without the Iowa CornCam?

"Midwestern winter looks a lot 
better on the flat screen 
than it does in real life."

Friday, November 20, 2015

Mighta been in Iowa. Mighta been in Illinois. I'm not telling.

No one likes to see their hometown trashed. So, when, a trip to the Quad Cities drives me berserk, I cloak the municipal details so all readers everywhere can believe I'm talking about someplace else..

"Ha ha! Ho ho! Gong! I'd forgotten I was in
 MoRockBettenPort, 'City of Circles.'