Earth to Experts: It's hard to shut Iowans up

My Feb. 11, 2016 column in the Quad Cities' Rock Island Argus and Moline Dispatch

"Iowans are happy to discourse at 
length and in detail, on any topic."

--- Frank to readers in Davenport and 
Bettendorf: I don't write the headlines. 
Just so you understand. ---