Get a reindeer.

So, I'm looking at a poster of health tips on my doctor's wall. It lists the usual suspects: watch your cholesterol, drink plenty of water.

Then, I see an unusual one:

Get a reindeer to exercise every two hours.

Whoa, I never thought of that one. Then I realize I read it wrong. It actually says:

Set a reminder to exercise every two hours.

I liked my version. What are reindeer for, if not to make our lives easier? Why should I do all the sweating when I can get a reindeer to do it?

Yo! Blitzen! Go run a few laps around the house. And do twenty sit-ups--I need to trim a few inches off my waist.

For two seconds, it made sense.